Harry Styles New Song About Taylor Swift: Taylor Swift Shocked!

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Same lips red, same eyes blue

Same white shirt, couple more tattoos

But it's not you and it's not me

...

We're not who we used to be

We're just two ghosts standing in the place of you and me

Trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat

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These are some of the lyrics of Harry Style's second single Two Ghosts. There is little doubt that "Same lips red, same eyes blue

Same white shirt, couple more tattoos" describes his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift.

Harry gave more clues that the song alludes to Taylor in his recent interview on SiriusXM  where he said that “I wrote ['Two Ghosts'] in California. It’s the only song from [my] album that I didn’t write while sitting down to do the record.”

 

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He confirmed, “I wrote it about four years ago” which was during the time he and Taylor broke up. The musicians dated from October 2012 to January 2013, and until recently, neither has said much about their time together. After Swift released her first pop album, 1989, in October 2014, many people assumed she'd written "Out of the Woods" and "Style" about Harry. “I Knew You Were Trouble” was a break up song that Taylor wrote about Harry. "Out Of The Woods" features some lyrics that appear to reference certain experiences she had with none other than Styles.

Taylor's reaction - shock. Taylor was surprised that Harry is still writing songs about their relationship which ended years ago.

The musicians ended their romance after Taylor saw a picture of Harry "making out" with a friend. She broke things off. Although Harry eventually convinced her to take him back. When they were in London together, Harry "disappeared " one evening, and after that, Taylor just did not want to keep on going.

The Penis Cake is Breaking the Internet

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People are guzzling themselves on these penis shaped waffles all accross the earth!

Called "D Cakes", these phallic treats originated in Taiwan at the Shillin Night Market. There it became a sought after tourist street food. The Taiwanese version came in different colors and flavors and with as many different types of sweet and savory fillings. Part of the assortment were penis-shaped candies, popsicles and hotdogs, and other edibles shaped like private parts of both gender (it is so hard to write a serious article about this! Pun not intended).

These cakes made their way around the world to LA, NYC and California and the Americans are loving it. The American version had a make-over - this time, the D Cake was filled with Nutella and as if the 'organic' shape is not enough, it is now topped with condensed milk artfully squirted into various angles and cascades on the cake itself and on the person eating it.

 

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So if you're in a dryspell, either keep away from these cakes, catch the D Cake vendor or make one for yourself. It doesn't take a genius to make one. There are waffle-makers with penis mold available online. Then just buy your regular waffle mix, slap some Nutella in the middle or maybe something savory like a hotdog (now that makes it redundant) and cook away. Just don't forget to squirt some condensed milk as soon as the cake is firm and done.

Would you like a D Cake?

Chester Bennington Commits Suicide by Hanging

Chester Bennington, Linkin Park lead vocalist died on July 20 in his private residence in Palos Verdes Estates in Los Angeles County. His death was confirmed by the coroner and is being treated as a suspected suicide.

TMZ broke the news that Bennington committed suicide by hanging himself.

Apparently, Bennington was alone when he died as his family was out of town. It was an employee who found his body approximately 9am Thursday.

Bennington, who was 41 years old, joined Linkin' Park in 1999 and became a household name the year after with the release of the band’s debut album Hybrid Theory - nominated for a Grammy award for best rock album.  The band's second album, "Meteora," was one of the biggest alternative albums in music history. Bennington was also lead singer for the Stone Temple Pilots from 2013 to 2015 and made small appearances in the films Crank and Saw 3D.

In past interviews, Bennington has spoken candidly about his struggles with drugs and alcohol and shared blaming his abusive childhood for his addictions.

Bennington, who was only 41 years old, is survived by six children, Jaime, Isaiah, Draven, Tyler Lee and twins Lily and Lila, and his wife Talinda Ann Bentley.

Bennington was very close with Chris Cornell, who also committed suicide by hanging in May this year. Today would have been Cornell's 53rd birthday.

Ed Sheeran Memes on Game of Thrones

The season seven premiere of Game of Thrones  saw

Ed Sheeran featured in a scene with Arya Stark. Sheeran played a Lannister soldier which ushered the scene singing acapella.

"He rode through the streets of the city

Down from his hill on high

Over the wynds and the steps and the cobble

He rode to a woman's sigh

For she was his secret treasure

She was his shame and his bliss

And a chain and a keep are nothing

Compared to a woman's kiss

For hands of gold are always cold

But a woman's hands are warm

For hands of gold are always cold

But a woman's hands are"

In the scene (spoiler alert), Arya informed a group of Lannister troops that she was on her way to King's Landing to become a queen, that is, kill Queen Cersei, which was taken by the soldiers as a mere joke. Arya herself was travelling after she massacred all of the Freys as revenge for the Red Wedding.

Sheeran's appearance was a polarizing moment for the GOT fans, who have taken to social media either to swoon over the cameo, make funny memes or express their frustration that he wasn't killed off in classic Thrones style.

Weight Lifting Can Shrink Penis

It is almost an ill-conceived joke of biology.

I'm sure some of you do it. After a vein popping workout, you peek at a nearby mirror sneaking a discreet flex. More often than not, you even admire the pump as it stretches the fabric of your shirt. That tightness may even up your manliness by at least 10%. Then off you go to the locker room encountering several larger mirrors. And once you see the reflection of your pumped up bod you do a couple of full on front lateral poses or a double bicep curl or whatever pose you saw somewhere and admire the pump once again, that is, when you think no one is looking. You may even do poses and turns shirtless. More adoration of the pump comes as you polish your engorged muscles with suds in the shower, your delts, your biceps, chest, six pack but then you notice that your prized jewels have shrunk.

This is a condition that most men face. When most of your muscle groups are defying your shirt size after a satisfying bout of weights, your most valuable piece have shrunk. It can be embarrassing.

 There is a simple explanation to this. As you all know, the penis is a chameleon of sorts - a very changeable organ depending on the surrounding circumstances such as company, activity, temperature, altitude and what not. This versatility in size is determined by the amount of blood that is inside it. If we're going to be scientific about it, there is a spongy tissue called the corpus cavernosum that inflates or deflates depending on the amount of blood it contains.

 Now when exercising a specific muscle group, your blood is redirected into that muscle group. And when you pump up a bunch of muscles, most of your blood supply is directed towards those muscles. All other parts that need the blood less tend to shrink, including the penis. The same explanation is applicable to balls.

 There is a cure though (well, it's not exactly a disease but...). There is something you can do about it. Heat it up, rub it, fluff it, we don't have to teach you or tell you how. To each his own. Just don't let anyone see you, and we don't have to tell you why either... well it's a crime in some places and that hulk you lift with might get the wrong idea. After all, the shrinkage is temporary so it is best you leave it alone, unless you're very conscious about it.